September 9, 2019 Thomas Swan

15 Dead 60 Injured, 200 Still Waiting for Punchline at Deadly GOP Strategy Session With 2020 Trump Campaign

July 17, 2019July 29, 2019 Thomas Swan

Trump Faces Backlash With Key 75-100 Grumpy Old Man Demographic That Even Estelle Getty’s Phone Number Can’t Fix

June 22, 2019July 29, 2019 Thomas Swan

Breaking News: President Trump Signs Reparations Deal With Russia and Shoots Mike Pompeo in the Ass With Paintball Gun

December 23, 2018July 29, 2019 Thomas Swan

President Trump Makes Good on Campaign Promises, F@cks Up Washington Permanently

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Harvey

Ex-Presidents Meet to Celebrate Donald Trump

October 11, 2018 Thomas Swan

Nikki Haley’s New Job ( And it’s Not the Presidency)

September 24, 2018 Thomas Swan

With Elections Nearing, Trump Pulls New Plan From Ass