Ex-Presidents Meet to Celebrate Donald Trump

(Editors’ note) It’s not often that you get former US Presidents all together all in one room at the same time. Working out schedules, linguistics and security, not to costs to taxpayers themselves make the massive undertaking near impossible. Factor in the fact that the said group is Herbert Hoover, Warren Harding, Franklin Pierce, James…

Nikki Haley’s New Job ( And it’s Not the Presidency)

After stepping down as the United States’s ambassador to the United Nations, there has been much speculation as to what Nikki Haley’s next job will be. For the most part, the former governor of South Carolina has been mum about the whole affair. However, after a lengthy two-hour meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, Nikki…

With Elections Nearing, Trump Pulls New Plan From Ass

Though they might exude confidence, secretly, behind lock and key, and with Donald  Trump occupied with a three-hour ass kissing ceremony, watching Fox and Friends, met in private to discuss their worry over the upcoming elections. Fearful of their meeting being leaked to press, party officials took great care in finding a place that they themselves didn’t…

Women Trending in Conservative Circles

Women are at the forefront of discussions in  conservative circles at  the moment in Washington and throughout the country. The recent Harvey Weinstein sexual harrassment story has made everyone more aware of the daily harrassment women who work at Hooters face. Look familiar? Man heads to the counter. “Excuse  me,” he beckons to the manager…

EPA to Review Not Dumping Nuclear Waste in Drinking Water

EPA chief administrator of the EPA Scott Pruitt wanted  to make one thing clear. As head of the EPA he had one thing  to do and  only one and he didn’t give as flying girl fart about it. “Save  the environment…Yeah, sure. What has the environment done for the Republican party,” Pruitt began in a…

Sean Spicer and the Magic Russian Mushrooms

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer struck a different note today in the verbal warfare with the Russians over Syria. Seemingly willing to bridge the huge gulf that exists over the middle east country, Spicer steered away from the typical fire and brimstone language emanating from both sides and tried talking  sense into the big…