Tonight President Donald Trump’s head rests easy on the two empty Big Mac wrappers he scarfed down before turning in for the night. It hasn’t been often in the two troubled years of his presidency …
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President Trump Makes Good on Campaign Promises, F@cks Up Washington Permanently
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Ex-Presidents Meet to Celebrate Donald Trump
(Editors’ note) It’s not often that you get former US Presidents all together all in one room at the same time. Working out schedules, linguistics and security, not to costs to taxpayers themselves make the …
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Nikki Haley’s New Job ( And it’s Not the Presidency)
After stepping down as the United States’s ambassador to the United Nations, there has been much speculation as to what Nikki Haley’s next job will be. For the most part, the former governor of South …
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With Elections Nearing, Trump Pulls New Plan From Ass
Though they might exude confidence, secretly, behind lock and key, and with Donald Trump occupied with a three-hour ass kissing ceremony, watching Fox and Friends, met in private to discuss their worry over the upcoming elections. Fearful …
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Women Trending in Conservative Circles
Women are at the forefront of discussions in conservative circles at the moment in Washington and throughout the country. The recent Harvey Weinstein sexual harrassment story has made everyone more aware of the daily harrassment …
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EPA to Review Not Dumping Nuclear Waste in Drinking Water
EPA chief administrator of the EPA Scott Pruitt wanted to make one thing clear. As head of the EPA he had one thing to do and only one and he didn’t give as flying girl …
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Sean Spicer and the Magic Russian Mushrooms
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer struck a different note today in the verbal warfare with the Russians over Syria. Seemingly willing to bridge the huge gulf that exists over the middle east country, Spicer …
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Sean Spicer Loses Mind in Alternative World
Sean Spicer found himself in hot water today when his mind was caught gently floating in his favorite place, the world of alternative truths. It’s a magical world that Mr. Spicer loves to frolic through …
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Breitbart.com to Start Adding Jokes, Many Thought They Already Had
You will excuse some Breitbart readers if they are a bit confused. In an effort to lighten the site’s serious content and tone, the editors promise to inject humor and jokes into their content. While …
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March Job Lull Denied by Trump, Jobless, and Steve Bannon’s Leprechaun Agree
In March, the 98,000 jobs added were less than most economists and Steve Bannon’s leprechaun projected. The fall off was due to a construction boon in the January and February months which benefited from unseasonably …
