Ex-Presidents Meet to Celebrate Donald Trump

(Editors’ note) It’s not often that you get former US Presidents all together all in one room at the same time. Working out schedules, linguistics and security, not to costs to taxpayers themselves make the massive undertaking near impossible. Factor in the fact that the said group is Herbert Hoover, Warren Harding, Franklin Pierce, James…

With Elections Nearing, Trump Pulls New Plan From Ass

Though they might exude confidence, secretly, behind lock and key, and with Donald  Trump occupied with a three-hour ass kissing ceremony, watching Fox and Friends, met in private to discuss their worry over the upcoming elections. Fearful of their meeting being leaked to press, party officials took great care in finding a place that they themselves didn’t…

Women Trending in Conservative Circles

Women are at the forefront of discussions in  conservative circles at  the moment in Washington and throughout the country. The recent Harvey Weinstein sexual harrassment story has made everyone more aware of the daily harrassment women who work at Hooters face. Look familiar? Man heads to the counter. “Excuse  me,” he beckons to the manager…

EPA to Review Not Dumping Nuclear Waste in Drinking Water

EPA chief administrator of the EPA Scott Pruitt wanted  to make one thing clear. As head of the EPA he had one thing  to do and  only one and he didn’t give as flying girl fart about it. “Save  the environment…Yeah, sure. What has the environment done for the Republican party,” Pruitt began in a…

Sean Spicer Loses Mind in Alternative World

Sean Spicer found himself in hot water today when his mind was caught gently floating  in his  favorite place, the world of alternative truths. It’s a magical world that Mr. Spicer loves to frolic through with the press anytime he is able. It’s his way of saying to President Trump’s critics, “I know you may…

Breitbart.com to Start Adding Jokes, Many Thought They Already Had

You will excuse some Breitbart readers  if they are a bit confused.  In an effort to lighten the site’s serious content and tone, the editors promise to inject humor and jokes into their content. While this may seem downright odd, given hilarious most of the stuff they report as news is already, the editors hope to…