10 Reasons Why You Want to Move to Portland, Oregon

We here at LBJBR know a good thing when we see it. When we find it, we try out best to keep it a secret because not a damn one of one of us likes to share.¬† Yes, we are all very selfish here at the LBJBR offices. It’s amazing we have the social skills…

‘Fox News Wonderful Work Environment For Women’ Study Finds

If you’re a woman, blonde, pretty and have large breasts and are willing to get spanked when your male supervisor gives you dictation, then Fox News is the ideal workplace for you. This may come as a surprise to many people, given the recent scandal that has the network and its biggest star, Bill O’Reilly,…

Sean Spicer Denies Existence of Sean Spicer

White House Press secretary Sean Spicer issued a denial of his previous denial which he had previously denied in as formal denial, which he denied denying. It was a day of denials. During the ¬†course of the press conference, Spicer would issue a total of 87 denials of the previous day’s denials, which he denied…

Trump White House Excludes “Fake Newsmakers” From Press Briefing

In an effort to crack down on certain news media outlets who have been labeled as spreading “Fake News,” the Trump White House took the extraordinary step of excluding those agencies from press briefings. While the motivation for this move is unclear, the thought behind the action is even less so. After all, if the…