A manuscript, entitled The Day of the Donald, written by President Trump closely mirrors many of the accusations critics are charging the administration of. As the “Russiagate” continues to implicate key members of the Trump White House, more and more questions about possible charges. “No similarities,” White House spokesman Sean Spicer shook off before launching into…
Author: Thomas Swan
Trump Administration Sets Policy Course: Screw Up, Blame Obama
Donald Trump’s on the job training these past couple of weeks has been a series of trial and errors. More often than not, the administration has found itself tripping over a new problem before it had even dusted itself off from the last one. But that is about to change. In a move that insiders…
“Words Suck!” Trump Continues Anti-Reading Crusade, Refuses to Attend Correspondents Dinner
President Trump gave literacy his biggest F-U to date. The annual black.tie affair, which raises money for money for journalism scholarships was as high on the president’s to-do list as going Speedo shopping with Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell.Trump didn’t feel the dinner was in keeping with the policy of illiteracy he promised the voters “Look,…
Scientists Say Evolution Proved by Tampa Bay QB Jameis Winston and Donald Trump
For years, the theory of evolution has been a hotly debated topic. The idea that man evolved from the apes has found as many people disagreeing with it as agreeing. The apes themselves even mounted a strong campaign a few months ago with the catchy slogan, “Don’t blame us.” Still, the question of how mankind…
Trump White House Excludes “Fake Newsmakers” From Press Briefing
In an effort to crack down on certain news media outlets who have been labeled as spreading “Fake News,” the Trump White House took the extraordinary step of excluding those agencies from press briefings. While the motivation for this move is unclear, the thought behind the action is even less so. After all, if the…
State of Oregon Declares War on Trump White House; “Like Hell Will You Get Our Pot”
As it turns out, the bastion of tree huggers and Indie beer drinkers, otherwise known as the state of Oregon, does have a breaking point. Donald Trump found that out just minutes after he announced that he intended to have the Justice Department enforce federal drug laws, reintroducing a longtime dormant Republican tradition of promoting…
Sick of “Fake News” President Trump Issues TLC Match to CNN Anchor Jake Tapper
It was inevitable that President Trump and CNN were going to have to settle their difference somehow. Mike Pence’s idea provided the germ for the idea that would ultimately provide the inspiration for what is to be the most pic political showdown in US political history since the “Hell in the Cell” match between Abraham…