LBJ Bathroom Reader’s 10 Alternative Truths About John Adams

In this Republican infested era, the truth is relative. That is why people in Indiana have inter-married so frequently. In the spirit of no longer being shackled to the tyranny that is the truth, thanks to the vigilance of one Donald J. Trump, LBJ’s Bathroom reader has taken upon ourselves to write the history of…

Trump Thinks…World Worries

The common theme of the first couple of months of the Donald Trump presidency is don’t let Donald Trump think. Special care has been taken by his handlers so that no ideas get anywhere the president. Kept locked in a room, Fox News plays 24/7 on the television and the pretty women with shiny blonde…

And the winner is…North Korea

It is that special time of a president’s administration when he reviews a map of the world and picks a third world nation his administration can lead the United States into war against. It can’t be just any ole’ nation, like say Nepal, Botswana or say Belgium. No, this nation has to really be bad…

Arkansas Governor Okays Assault Rifles In Kindergartens & Churches

Kindergarten just got serious. Next time Mrs.Killgallen instructs her kindergarten class to put their heads down they will put their damn heads down and like it. Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson decided enough was enough. If Pastor Ryan of First Baptists wants to open a can of whupass on an unbeliever or Little Holly doesn’t buy…

‘Fox News Wonderful Work Environment For Women’ Study Finds

If you’re a woman, blonde, pretty and have large breasts and are willing to get spanked when your male supervisor gives you dictation, then Fox News is the ideal workplace for you. This may come as a surprise to many people, given the recent scandal that has the network and its biggest star, Bill O’Reilly,…

Bill O’Reilly Turns Eyes to Roger Ailes’ Record

Bill O’Reilly accomplishments in the field of broadcasting are legendary. His Fox show, The O’Reilly Factor has been the standard bearer for TV news opinion magazines since its debut some twenty years ago. All those numbers are just that to Mr. O’Reilly, numbers. There was one thing missing and that was Roger Ailes’ record. Anytime O’Reilly…

Sean Spicer Denies Existence of Sean Spicer

White House Press secretary Sean Spicer issued a denial of his previous denial which he had previously denied in as formal denial, which he denied denying. It was a day of denials. During the  course of the press conference, Spicer would issue a total of 87 denials of the previous day’s denials, which he denied…