"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." –Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing
Author: Duke Elephant
Some will tell you they have an elephant's penis. I have...an elephant's penis. His name is Bert Beefcake.
I am originally from Butte Montana and no I am not a Republican. Any women looking for a husband with an elephant penis named Bert can contact me at my email. firstname.lastname@example.org