Reviving the past because the future doesn't look too goodlYou must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." –Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing
Duke Elephant
Some will tell you they have an elephant's penis. I have...an elephant's penis. His name is Bert Beefcake. I am originally from Butte Montana and no I am not a Republican. Any women looking for a husband with an elephant penis named Bert can contact me at my email. swnthom9@gmail.com