15 Dead 60 Injured, 200 Still Waiting for Punchline at Deadly GOP Strategy Session With 2020 Trump Campaign

A GOP strategy session turned deadly when President Trump 2020 reelection campaign manager Brad Parscale took to the podium today assure nervous donors of President Donald Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign. When it was over, 15 people lay dead, 60 Injured and more 200 missing, presumed to be still waiting for punchline.

A political party and a really pissed off elephant, tonight, are left to pick up the pieces of a GOP think tank turned deadly and a nation looks on and wonders, “What the fuck was Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale smoking?A political party and a really pissed off elephant, tonight, are left to pick up the pieces of a GOP think tank turned deadly and a nation looks on and wonders, “What the fuck was Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale smoking?

As investigators pour security footage of the stupidest speech in American history, survivors struggle to make sense of the 20 minutes of pure terror that began when Mr. Parscale stepped to the microphone and said, “Hello.”As investigators pour security footage of the stupidest speech in American history, survivors struggle to make sense of the 20 minutes of pure terror that began when Mr. Parscale stepped to the microphone and said, “Hello.”

Those twenty minutes of sheer inanity and intellectual drivel will be forever ingrained on the soul of J. William Beans of Dallas, Tx. Mr, Beans continues to try to make sense of sudden and senseless oratory and come to terms with perpetrator’s overwhelming stupidity. The multi-time billionaire was attending the think tank because he supports the president’s efforts to eradicate anyone in the US who isn’t worth, at least, two billion dollars. Those twenty minutes of sheer inanity and intellectual drivel will be forever ingrained on the soul of J. William Beans of Dallas, Tx. Mr, Beans continues to try to make sense of sudden and senseless oratory and come to terms with perpetrator’s overwhelming stupidity. The multi-time billionaire was attending the think tank because he supports the president’s efforts to eradicate anyone in the US who isn’t worth, at least, two billion dollars. Those twenty minutes of sheer inanity and intellectual drivel will be forever ingrained on the soul of J. William Beans of Dallas, Tx. Mr, Beans continues to try to make sense of sudden and senseless oratory and come to terms with perpetrator’s overwhelming stupidity. The multi-time billionaire was attending the think tank because he supports the president’s efforts to eradicate anyone in the US who isn’t worth, at least, two billion dollars. Those twenty minutes of sheer inanity and intellectual drivel will be forever ingrained on the soul of J. William Beans of Dallas, Tx. Mr, Beans continues to try to make sense of sudden and senseless oratory and come to terms with perpetrator’s overwhelming stupidity. The multi-time billionaire was attending the think tank because he supports the president’s efforts to eradicate anyone in the US who isn’t worth, at least, two billion dollars.

Mr. Beans describes the terrifying hysteria of a baffled audience –

Me and my wives, Ellie Mae, Lula Mae, Lynda Mae, and Bob, we’re all big supporters of the president’s. We wanted to come down here and see how we could help get the president re-elected . We come down here hoping Mr. Parscale would tell us how he was gonna help the president elected so he can give more tax cuts to poor folks like us and the Koch brothers, cause none of us is barely making ends meet.

However, the Trump campaign manager had something of more importance on his mind – Trump. J. William continues:However, the Trump campaign manager had something of more importance on his mind – Trump. J. William continues:However, the Trump campaign manager had something of more importance on his mind – Trump. J. William continues:However, the Trump campaign manager had something of more importance on his mind – Trump. J. William continues:

He (Parscale) came on and started talking gibberish about Trump and how great he was, how we should bow and kiss ass.

For Beans and other attendees of the think tank, the horror was just beginning. Mr. Beans continued:

He got this strange look in his eyes all\ crazy. like a demon. He was talking about a Trump dynasty and how Eric was smarter than everyone knew’

At the center of investigators’ attention stands Parscale, a man who Trump has flatly denied knowing or ever having heard of. A White House statement released yesterday, a full nine hours before the grisly, inane speech:“The president unequivocally denies ever having met Mr. Parscale. This is all fake news cooked up by the fake news. Mr. Parscale is the president’s 2020 reelection manager but he was hired by the fake news and “I am related to Amy” Chuck Schumer and “GILF I want to secret bang on Mitch McConnell’s desk” Nancy Pelosi.

When it was all said and done, the survivors would forge on, some still in search of a punchline.

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