Ten Reasons LBJ Bathroom Reader Site Rocks

  1.  It’s named after LBJ and LBJ approves of everything named after him.
  2. No Kennedys were asked.
  3. The Committee run it. Johnson ran the Senate for a long time.
  4. Thomas Swan writes less than you think.
  5. Monkey B Funky edits while playing tuba
  6. Peeps is a scapegoat.
  7. Harvey won’t read the comments section because that is how he met his last wife.
  8. Boobs. Yes, we are committed to them. We will sacrifice our honor before we take them out.
  9. Half of the writing staff are idiots, the rest are quite normal
  10. If Ronan Farrow is Woody Allen’s son then I am Victor Mature’s daughter