Ten Reasons LBJ Bathroom Reader Site Rocks

 It’s named after LBJ and LBJ approves of everything named after him. No Kennedys were asked. The Committee run it. Johnson ran the Senate for a long time. Thomas Swan writes less than you think. Monkey B Funky edits while playing tuba Peeps is a scapegoat. Harvey won’t read the comments section because that is…

With Elections Nearing, Trump Pulls New Plan From Ass

Though they might exude confidence, secretly, behind lock and key, and with Donald  Trump occupied with a three-hour ass kissing ceremony, watching Fox and Friends, met in private to discuss their worry over the upcoming elections. Fearful of their meeting being leaked to press, party officials took great care in finding a place that they themselves didn’t…