Sean Spicer and the Magic Russian Mushrooms

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer struck a different note today in the verbal warfare with the Russians over Syria. Seemingly willing to bridge the huge gulf that exists over the middle east country, Spicer steered away from the typical fire and brimstone language emanating from both sides and tried talking  sense into the big…

Sean Spicer Loses Mind in Alternative World

Sean Spicer found himself in hot water today when his mind was caught gently floating  in his  favorite place, the world of alternative truths. It’s a magical world that Mr. Spicer loves to frolic through with the press anytime he is able. It’s his way of saying to President Trump’s critics, “I know you may…

Breitbart.com to Start Adding Jokes, Many Thought They Already Had

You will excuse some Breitbart readers  if they are a bit confused.  In an effort to lighten the site’s serious content and tone, the editors promise to inject humor and jokes into their content. While this may seem downright odd, given hilarious most of the stuff they report as news is already, the editors hope to…

Mike Pence: Finally GOP Found the New Dan Quayle

The Republican party lay in disarray for quite a long time after Bill Clinton beat incumbent George H. W. Bush. Not only had they lost the White House for what seem like an eternity to some but it would mark the end of the politician. Sure, James Danforth Quayle would remain involved in politics but…

March Job Lull Denied by Trump, Jobless, and Steve Bannon’s Leprechaun Agree

In March, the 98,000 jobs added were less than most economists and Steve Bannon’s leprechaun projected. The fall off was due to a construction boon in the January and February months which benefited from unseasonably warm weather and Steve Bannon’s leprechaun’s plan to invade Poland coming to fruition. Trump and the jobless both deny the…

LBJ’S Bathroom Reader: 10 Alternative Facts About George Washington

In this Republican infested era, the truth is relative. That is why people in Indiana have inter-married so frequently. In the spirit of no longer being shackled to the tyranny that is the truth, thanks to the vigilance of one Donald J. Trump, LBJ’s Bathroom reader has taken upon ourselves to write the history of…

LBJ Bathroom Reader’s 10 Alternative Truths About John Adams

In this Republican infested era, the truth is relative. That is why people in Indiana have inter-married so frequently. In the spirit of no longer being shackled to the tyranny that is the truth, thanks to the vigilance of one Donald J. Trump, LBJ’s Bathroom reader has taken upon ourselves to write the history of…