Sean Spicer Denies Existence of Sean Spicer

WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 22: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer answers questions during the daily press briefing at the White House February 22, 2017 in Washington, DC. Spicer answered a range of questions on policy issues currently being faced by the Trump administration. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

White House Press secretary Sean Spicer issued a denial of his previous denial which he had previously denied in as formal denial, which he denied denying. It was a day of denials. During the  course of the press conference, Spicer would issue a total of 87 denials of the previous day’s denials, which he denied denying.

What does that have to do with the current discrepancy between government spending on the military as opposed to social programs? Absolutely nothing. Neither does this article.

However, one should not let those run far from view.

“I absolutely did not say that, Jim.” Spicer raged at a reporter during a press briefing.

“You want me to play the tape?” the CNN scribe countered.

“You are missing the point, Jim. You are just looking at the process and not the answer. Why not just wash the dishes and ignore the dinner all together.”

“What does that have to do with Russia?”

“I didn’t say it did.”

“You brought  it up.”

“No, I didn’t.”

This reflects the current state of American politics. As the world looks for leaders in unsteady times, Sean Spicer plays the games of denial and Hide the Bologna Scrabble edition.

Later, Spicer would issue a denial that he was Sean Spicer.

“Who are you, then?” CNN’s Jim Acosta inquired.

“That’s just like you, Jim,” Spicer admonished. “You are asking questions about the process and totally ignoring the answer.”

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