CIA Hacks Everyone,then Leaves Program on Bus

With all this talk about hacking on everyone’s mind, WikiLeaks published documents on the internet purportedly implicating the CIA as the master of hacking. Previously thought to be the private preserve of the Russians, the WikiLeaks obtained material sets the record straight. The Hackers were Americans who could cover their tracks and make it look Russian in origin.

If the fact that the US government could watch its people through their fancy smart TV or phone wasn’t enough, they CIA proceed to  lose the tools it employed to make those hacks.

To who?

inevitably, nameless bad guys.

Joker and Lex Luther were unavailable for comment.

Pretty women and Justin Bieber have been warned to notify authorities if they for no reason out of the blue are gifted a new television of IPhone.

 

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