Nikki Haley Tells Joke, Walks Out of UN When No one Laughs

You will excuse US Ambassador to the UN, former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley. She’s from South Carolina and  thus is automatically behind the eight ball. I mean, South Carolina actually elected Nikki Haley. Enough said. Donald Trump thought that was enough to qualify her for representing the US in front of the rest of…

Reeling Republicans Reveal Secret Weapon: Super Undead Ninja Ronald Reagan

News of the Republicans demise have been grossly over-exaggerated. No, Paul Ryan didn’t suddenly get a brain and remains as dumb as a caffeine addicted Russian. Party leaders have killed that horse after much study and deliberation. Instead, as the Republicans run out the clock in the Trump presidency, the hope for 2020 gets its…

AG Sessions to Strip in Sanctuary Cities

Portland, Or, San Antonio, Tx,  you’ve been  forewarned. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has made it clear that, if these cities continue to disobey federal law and continue offering sanctuary to illegal aliens he will be forced to take action. As the attorney general of the United States, Jeff Sessions wields a lot of power and…

Donald Trump Readies Himself for the Masters

With little going on in the presidential side, Donald Trump turned his attention to a game he doesn’t need any help from Paul Ryan, golf. Given his recent failures in the political arena, his long plugged reform of Obamacare, the continued Russian controversy, it is easy to see why Trump has sought comfort in the…

Disability Prevents Pinocchio Writing For Breitbart

Acting has a shelf life, even a boy made of wood. For Pinocchio, the writintheg was on the wall. People were starting to ask questions of the little wooden boy whose first film was all the way back  in 1940. Seventy seven years later and he still playing a young boy. That knocking you hear,…

President Trump Tells Nancy Pelosi She’s Hot

The reason, after all this time, finally came to light. Donald Trump’s sudden interest in politics was a mystery to many. One moment, it  was boobs, cheap Mexican labor, and how stupid Donald Jr. was. On a dime, he turned and Trump became more passionate about the environment, Obamacare, immigration and boobs. Why the change?…